He saw her, the beautiful blonde on the ice. A twig snapped, and the blonde looked up. At first, she looked anxious, but then she Larry, harmless Larry.
"Oh, hi, Larry."
For the twenty-first time, he asked a young and beautiful ice skater to dance.
She looked at him warily, "My boyfriend will be here any minute."
Larry became angry and slapped her, "Do not lie to me! Everyone in town knows you're single!"
The girl didn't fall down like he had intended. Instead, she started skating for solid ground. It did not take him long to catch up to him, however, and before long, she was another ice princess.
Larry stood there a moment longer before slowly walking away into the darkness...